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Mass Effect 2 - Joker's Mission [Full] (1080p)

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Mass Effect 2 - Joker's Mission from the beginning till the end of it. Video details: * 1.45gig * 1920x1080 * All highest settins available * Audio: 320kbps * Music in-game INFO You acquire this mission after the Reaper IFF is nearly installed (EDI will mention this at any moment after the Reaper IFF mission). You can start this by accessing the Galaxy Map after EDI mentioned it (The point of no return). You go away with your allies while Joker and the crew that stayed on-board. During that time the Collectors come abord the Normandy SR-2 and you will play Joker for that instance. A very nice mission, and also a lot of humor (of course) with Joker (and EDI). You can die in this mission if you get too close to the Collectors that are carrying away crewmembers, so watch out. I played it on Insanity but I don't think anything changes for that because there is no figthing involved. My Computer: - Windows 7 Premium - CPU (Processor) - Intel Quad Core i7 860 @ 2.80GHz - GPU (Graphics Card) - ATI Radeon HD 5870 (1Gig) - Memory - 4 Gigabite (2x2gig) - Soundcard: ASUS Xonar D2 - Monitor - SyncMaster B2230 (Full HD / 70000:1 Dynamic Contrast / (1920x1080)
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Text Comments (74)
SlowBurne (2 months ago)
FUCK this mission.
Perez Right here (3 months ago)
shit shit shit"!!!!!
RoadHog main (8 months ago)
I've now learned that following he red lights was a bad idea
morbius109 (9 months ago)
Joker’s expression @ 1:59 LOL He is one good looking rascal :3
Trix (1 year ago)
I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. Im dead XD
Sitting Pyro (1 year ago)
It's gotta be traumatizing for joker to have to watch all of his fellow crew mates who know him by his nick name get murdered or worse right in-front of him while they tell him to keep going, and he is helpless to stop them. also: "we're all organic batteries guess who they'll blame. this was all jokers fault. what a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord."
Raditz Poop (1 year ago)
The only word he says is shit
Szymon Przesłański (1 year ago)
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit -Jeff "Joker Moreau
Cockroach Charlie (1 year ago)
You missed the beginning of the mission when Shepard's team leaves and the collectors arrive. It has my favorite line in the game. "You start singing Daisy Bell and I'm done!"
ψ 綠茶龜 ψ (1 year ago)
1:53 for EDI's joke lel
Princess Lucina (2 years ago)
"Stay close, and i'll protect you!" *[instantly dies]*
TheDorianTube (1 year ago)
Don't worry, he survived. There's also a funny line after this mission about his pride being hurt lol
Smokey Fox 0600 (1 year ago)
Princess Lucina well that's fuck up
Jaqués (2 years ago)
Shit shit shit shit
PimPlayer69 (3 years ago)
what the shiiiiittt!?!?
ChaoticBinary (3 years ago)
How is he walking? I thought he would break his legs because of his brittle bones??
Szymon Przesłański (1 year ago)
ChaoticBinary implants
MyOwnNameWasTaken its videogame logic
MyOwnNameWasTaken (2 years ago)
+ChaoticBinary He could; that's why he has to be careful not to fall or undergo hard impacts, and that's why he has a pronounced limp. I liked how they portrayed a person with this disability in the game, and let you play as him for awhile. EDI should have told him to lie down before she fired the drive, though: he could (should?) have broken a lot of bones being thrown to the ground like that.
Laylatee (3 years ago)
"shit shit shit" "shit shit shit"  "shit shit shit"  LOL XD "what the shit"
Raspberry Mint (3 years ago)
I wonder why they never fitted him with a light sort of exoskeleton setup support thing; it's a thing that's already in development now, and has been since well before the release of the first game.
Raspberry Mint (3 years ago)
but isn't part of that because he has to be extra careful?
NoelistAvenger (3 years ago)
+Mimi Mokarran Well, he spends most of the games sitting on his pilote chair. Even if he had that kind of exoskeletton, he wouldn't need it for most of the time we see him.
CaitSeith (3 years ago)
1:27 - 1:40 My favorite dialogue in the whole game.
ajones2483 (1 year ago)
I love the next part where he says u want to go crawling through the ducts again edi I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees joker face is priceless than for her to follow-up with that is a joke like of all the time she has she pick now to joke
Mic Derp (3 years ago)
So is it actually possible to fail this part by running up to a collector?
MarcelinEnjolras (3 years ago)
+Antonio Guerrero There's a very small cutscene, IIRC, but it's just Joker falling over and getting impaled by the Collector and then "Critical mission failure."
anonymoose _ (3 years ago)
Yes I forgot what exactly happens no special cut scene
Ezekiel White (3 years ago)
How did doctor chakwas survive the attack because she is in the next game.
CaitSeith (3 years ago)
Shepard rescues her from the collectors' ship.
Justin Mccarter (3 years ago)
thanks for watching,,, thanks for posting, my tired drunk self went right, then to the elevator 5 times at the beginning of the mission
n543576 (3 years ago)
What could i do against collectors break my arm at them? LOL! funniest line ever!
The Lone Helljumper (4 years ago)
It was scary tho!!!!
Drunkrobot (4 years ago)
This has to tie (probably supersede) the final boss battle in ME1 as the most tense I felt in a mission. Funny and heartbreaking, too.
geforce5700fx (5 years ago)
IT'S RAPE TIME
Jake Webster (5 years ago)
Hey does anyone have an idea on how to do this mission i mean i have gone through mass effect 2 twince but i have never played this mission so yeah help please
Sze Enn (5 years ago)
lolzz... shit shit shit ==
Charlie Thompson (5 years ago)
So easy to get obsessed with this game.
Mwahaha105 (5 years ago)
I love it when he says "what the shit".
Agent Washington (5 years ago)
It should be called " The S-- sprint. "
DanVelinski (5 years ago)
If you talk to Joker, you can ask why he and EDI act differently. It's pretty humorous. Of course, you've probably finished the game by now. If not, go and talk to Joker about it.
Eye C U (5 years ago)
I havent finished the game yet, and im just past this mission. So im wondering: how come EDI only gets (really) funny from this mission onward? (sry for any cr*ppy english)
Ricky Williams. (5 years ago)
That Reminds me of South park keeps saying shit on a Numbers for joker's bad luck.
spironhide (5 years ago)
@Echo7099 They went on a mission explains everything going around the world again! Beating the campaign.
BagerzzGaming (6 years ago)
How the hell did the whole team fit in that shuttle?
darkanguiel (6 years ago)
I'm just passed this part of the game and I'm still trembling.
Mobius 1 (6 years ago)
Where did all of the combat main characters go?
Killerclewn (6 years ago)
Joker loves shit
tasteofepicnessful (6 years ago)
Go joker! :D
bgold101 (6 years ago)
Thanks i kept on getting caught on that last part and i couldnt figure out what i was doing wrong
SinEmerald (6 years ago)
I think we should just accept that we're both right and both were instrumental in saving the galaxy.
Dishonorable Judge (6 years ago)
Yes, and because Joker saved the ship he saved Shepard from being stuck in one place in the universe. :I And therefore saving the universe. :D
SinEmerald (6 years ago)
I meant that too. Since Shepard was instrumental in the fight against the Reapers, all organic life would be harvested starting with humans (by the Collectors) and then every other species by the Reapers.
Dishonorable Judge (6 years ago)
When i said everybody i did not only mean N7. I ment the whole existance of Organic life.
SinEmerald (6 years ago)
But if Shepard did not kick the Collectors' asses, then this would happen on every ship and colony by the end.
Dishonorable Judge (6 years ago)
But if he did not save the ship the ending of Mass Effect 2 would be this: And then everybody died!
SinEmerald (6 years ago)
More important than Shepard? I don't see Joker stopping Collectors. Though he is an awesome character.
SinEmerald (6 years ago)
You get Legion on the Reaper IFF acquisition mission, so don't worry. You have ONE mission after you get the IFF to do something before your crew dies. That's why the recommended sequence is Get the IFF -> Legion's loyalty mission -> Go through Omega 4 relay.
Rhids (6 years ago)
Is this immediately after you acquire the reaper IFF, or do you have to do something first? Cause I know that to save the Normandy crew, you have to go immediately threw the omega 4 relay, but I want to recruit legion as soon as possible cause he's awesome!
slkdfjklasasdfasdf (6 years ago)
WHAT THE SHIT!??!?!?!11
j0hke (6 years ago)
Miranda's a bitch. Damn woman, putting salt on Joker's wounds.
hurt (6 years ago)
What the shit?
Dishonorable Judge (6 years ago)
Hurray! This means without joker the galaxy could not be saved! :D Therefore joker is more important than shepard! And Joker is my fave character!
Josh Wallis (6 years ago)
Joker, stay close, I'll protect you! *flop*
takeahint123 (6 years ago)
hey wow this actually is HD nice work man.
BlackHawkRA (6 years ago)
0:10 shit,shit,shit 0:31 shit,shit,shit,shit,shit 1:08 shit,shit,shit! 1:18 what the shit? 1:28 plugged in the overlord 1:55 that is joke 3:10 shit! 4:26 meeting with joker
Taylor C (7 years ago)
I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. HAHAHA! I laughed so hard!
iridiumfairy (7 years ago)
They're not exactly the same but I bet Dead Space 2's prologue was a reference to this, what with the run-through-corridors-and-don't-get-caught-by-zombies element.
ultimatebman (7 years ago)
@DarkDemonKirop no, mandatory mission
Raiden672008 (7 years ago)
Thumbs up if you kept saying "Shit shit shit.."
Martin Tan (7 years ago)
Shit, he's as fast as the elevator. Maybe even faster!
Martin Tan (7 years ago)
@JorisCeoen Which makes me wonder why only 985 people watched this. But hey, look, no one dislikes your video. :)
GamingReviews (7 years ago)
@Kewbe It most certainly is because most people don't want to upload great-scale videos. All my HD videos (over 7-8mins) are over 1.2gig. This is probably a 900mb. Also, uploading costs time, something most people don't/won't find. I upload the entire night, and rarely at day. You just have to know the tricks ^^ thank you btw
RobertyGlobal (7 years ago)
God, isn't Joker awesome :p

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