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CS GO VS Reality

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CS:GO isn't reality. Let's look at why not and how not and why it should be where and when it is. 0:20 - Pecklesteiner (It's a made up word so it's anybody's guess. Peckle isn't even German sounding, but 'pickel' in german means 'pimple' and 'steiner' means 'stone'.) 0:57 - WHAT WERE VALVE THINKING?!?!?! (Maybe, I don't know what they're thinking a lot of the time either) 1:30 - Arena worlds 2:05 - Windows and doors 2:32 - Dimensions 3:10 - Beyond the world's boundaries 5:07 - Conclusion OH WELL DONE YOU JUST HAD TO PRACTICE SMOKE GRENADES IRL DIDN'T YOU http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/17/thieves-smoke-bombs-spark-panic-venices-st-marks-square/ See Valve's Pecklesteiner here (SFW): http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/03/18345/ The birth of a new word: https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/608wss/another_petty_continuity_error_on_canals_both/df4mhkq/ World of Level Design Dimensions: http://worldofleveldesign.com/categories/csgo-tutorials/csgo-sdk-beginner-03-scale-dimension-proportion.php Check out my channels: ● 3kliksphilip: https://www.youtube.com/3kliksphilip ● 2kliksphilip: https://www.youtube.com/2kliksphilip ● kliksphilip: https://www.youtube.com/kliksphilip Other information you might like: ● Website: http://3kliksphilip.com ● Twitter: https://twitter.com/3kliksphilip ● PC Specs: Ryzen 1800X, 32 GB RAM, Geforce 1080
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Text Comments (1210)
J. B. Hurtmann (1 year ago)
@3kliksphilip According to Valve Developer Wiki, 16 hammer units is equal to 1 foot (or 12 inches), so the players measuring 72u in height are quite short, at 4'5". This puts doorframes at more reasonable 6ft and 7.5in
That 50's Guy (1 month ago)
So the CS:GO player models are Japanese? XD
Edits On Imovie (2 months ago)
MrSoldier dood saem
MrSoldier (2 months ago)
J. B. Hurtmann so im taller then ct’s and ts k
Edits On Imovie (2 months ago)
This ain’t discord
Counter strike: Battle of manlets
imagap roblox (7 days ago)
1:57 i dont know why i laughed so hard
KroneYT (11 days ago)
0:29 Shoutout to the guy who had "Dragon Porn" open as a tab
Ryan Jones (13 days ago)
That stew looks good
SWITS Feral (16 days ago)
And here I thought we were gonna talk about not being able to aim down iron sights
xHyperTiger Gaming (22 days ago)
I love how at 3:26 When it disappears it says half and its only half of the sign seen
Kira Honk (22 days ago)
Was a Xenoblade 2 reference?
Faggento (23 days ago)
3:13 omg hax !11 report report aaaaah kappa
DeVi0uS (23 days ago)
4:16 Dust 2 has one, I won't tell where
Richardsen (26 days ago)
Ah, I get it. You are like Spirit of the Law, but for CS:GO.
I K O N IC (26 days ago)
why did I jump on 1:56
Ajc 7575 (27 days ago)
One of the examples of a set of doors you gave had two doors with handles but both of the handles were in a different spot, unlike peklesteiner doors, (or however you spell it) and I know that what isn’t exactly relevant, but it is something that I though was worth pointing out. Edit: thought*
Julian (28 days ago)
I can't believe 1:35 isn't an actual feature of the map.
The Cake Is A Lie (1 month ago)
5:08 time for some communism
Christ chris (1 month ago)
Btw some skins in CS GO cost the same as the guns in real life
Controlled Potato (1 month ago)
*Literally Unplayable*
Clement Gandasasmita (1 month ago)
I should make a tf2 map my school
Plarage (1 month ago)
3:58 map?
over00lord Unknown (1 month ago)
2:59 My god, have you *EVER* played Meltdown in Duke Nukem?! https://youtu.be/4rSGPiNqbg0?t=30s
jackson (1 month ago)
3d skyboxes are just valves name for LOD, yes? Sorry, I've got no experience with source, im mostly used to gamebryo.
Emil русский (1 month ago)
Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner. ALL MUST DIE! - Reznov. from Call of Duty Black Ops
Lee진경 (2 months ago)
In real life why would someone jump to get over a box?thats ridiculous
JamesTube (2 months ago)
0:29 did you notice that one of his tabs was dragon porn?
i like dragon porn actually
miss misanthropist (2 months ago)
the way valve designs levels is like how i design levels as well weirdly and dreamscapy
Ullr Frith (3 months ago)
- when quick swap your weapons do you press q q or 2 and 1 or use the mouse wheel? anyone?? hlp
니꺼 존나재미있는데 한국어없어서 노잼이다
Liam The sweden boi (3 months ago)
You are best #3kliksphilip
I AM THE BOSS (3 months ago)
I remember starting to work on UGX on a project where I would make a COD:WAW map that was based on my school. I din't know it was such a problem with games and schools.
Trouble Truffle (3 months ago)
0:06 that really can't be more ironic
StarBoys (3 months ago)
Omg...just played
Andrei Ionasc (4 months ago)
what game is at 4:17 ?
AlphaCore (2 months ago)
Half-Life 2. Valve's 2004 game. You don't really need to play HL1 to understand HL2 so just jump ahead.
lambdaguy101 (4 months ago)
stop talking about those bugs. you dont know how hard was to make csgo for valve. and those tall buildings don't draw cuz they are bigger and draw harder
Matt Yaqin (4 months ago)
Warning: this is not April Fools.
Lord Commander Smith (4 months ago)
Im 5 foot 4. Doors ARE 9 feet tall to me XD
Leo Kliesen (4 months ago)
Pls fix it creator
JerryTM (5 months ago)
Honestly feel so bad for valve. They work hard on an update and are proud until the community spots an out of place brick which leads to conspiracies of the moon landing and must urgently be fixed. Or where in no clip you can see the enemy spawn as if it gives unfair advantages. AND ITS WHY I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY LOL
Kevin Hoff (5 months ago)
How do you make maps?
UTfray (5 months ago)
What I'm curious about are the psychedelic things you see in some spots of certain maps if you go out of bounds. One of the most obvious ones being on train. Fo from CT spawn to the tool bench and noclip through the door on the right to get into that room. Then continue walking down that little corridor, look to the right and have your mind blown. There's other spots on other maps as well. What the hell is this about?
Simon Weichselbaum (5 months ago)
@3kliksphilip I really like your content, but could you please use metric units as well? I'm not saying you have to use only the metric system, but for non-british/-american people, it would be nice if they could relate to your (otherwise perfect) explanations. But don't worry, I will watch your videos either way. You are awesome.
randomness (5 months ago)
A Hat (5 months ago)
literally unplayable
Game Blog UA (5 months ago)
4 grenades
Arman Zakwan (5 months ago)
Its been a year
Ozcar :D (5 months ago)
Whats that map on 3:58 and is it downloadebel? If, pls send
MultıMate TR (6 months ago)
I hate sky box
CoolShroom (6 months ago)
Welp uninstall!!!
Tru American (6 months ago)
As an old school gamer, STEAM_ID:0:1:411467, I gotta say bro, that was a class act to watch. Impressive use of tact and language. Please add me, I'd like to chat with you sometime. TheRealStunt/Tru3American on Steam.
J Attitude (6 months ago)
What is your favorit POV Pro play?
Tom Draper (6 months ago)
If cs go is making terrorists then it's also making counter terrorists
Dabesh Gamer (6 months ago)
Pecklesteiner sounds like a second in command name who's superior will yell out when something goes wrong. "PECKLESTEINER!!!!!! Why are these doors overlap one another?"
Piqsseu (6 months ago)
Sarunas Liktoravicius (6 months ago)
3:26 nice half-life 3 joke
Gaming Life (6 months ago)
mark7771 (7 months ago)
SparkyTheFox (7 months ago)
I would love it if nuke was completely open, just being able to wander about in those locked rooms...
p4nc4k3 (7 months ago)
lmaoo who did this *crying laughing emoji *
Cyphi (7 months ago)
Details matters.
JammyJolt (7 months ago)
Did you mean, *Pickle Strainer*
dab lord (7 months ago)
0:34 dragon porn in the 2nd tab
evoシ (8 months ago)
Lmao I go to that highschool
D P4019 (8 months ago)
valve recently got so lazy
Raspy edits (8 months ago)
Plz stay away from irl clips ur cringey af m8
Black Stalker (8 months ago)
3:58 - Мозг сломался
Rachmat Zulfiqar (8 months ago)
why game logic doesnt always follow real life logic ??? because even at this state, there's still bunch of idiot kiddo who did crazy stuff as he did in video games.
No Name (8 months ago)
Valve...please fix!
Rectus Rectumius (8 months ago)
I wanna know what black magic was pulled with Titanfall 2 which also uses Source.
Coolchou Zhao (8 months ago)
2:50 LEGO door pieces in a nutshell
- (9 months ago)
0:43 "possibly the most important cs go update ever" "searches for pecklesteiner" -1 230 results
Father Ivory (9 months ago)
3:01 Metal Gear solid reference be like.
The part about 'parkour' is not accurate. It's not very hard to jump from the heights they do in CS. And sometimes you take like 20% damage, which irl you would have to go too a hospital, so if you survive in the hospital you've still made it.
Suyash K Kishore (9 months ago)
How's this"versus" reality?
Nothing 2 do (9 months ago)
a James (9 months ago)
2:14 I actually used to shoot through these windows hoping I’ll hit someone
Alpha Lima (9 months ago)
1:34 wtf
Thomas Takeshita (9 months ago)
I'm supposed to be doing homework
Duke of Gaming (9 months ago)
Is that a pro genji?
seeker0587 (9 months ago)
A video game isnt reality??? Who would have guessed....
Dan Honeycomb (9 months ago)
Why did I enjoy this video so much? LIKE! SHARE! and SUBSCRIBE!
A Random Account (10 months ago)
Silly Philip, Half Life III will never be there no matter what!
David Cooper (10 months ago)
*literally unplayable*
Max perez (10 months ago)
Here is some cs go logic for you, you can throw a glass bottle with fire(molotov) and it won't brake but instead BOUNCE
OME Productions (10 months ago)
Did that last 10 seconds of the video, when he opens and closes the door fuck your mind? Cuz I'm still fucked 3 days later thinking about it
vicct0rrr (11 months ago)
was that "dragon porn" ?
Borrio Boy (11 months ago)
Shit dude that ending got me
Batman 1562 (11 months ago)
At least its not like Operation Locker in BF4 where if you go outside you get sniped but if you go inside everyone fights in that one long hallway while flares and smoke grenades are getting tossed down it.
The Neon69 (11 months ago)
Who cares?
Small Blue Box (11 months ago)
1:35 wait, so there's an entire connection in the map that could exist but just doesnt for no reason???
Forest Westly (7 months ago)
I know this is old, but in the context of the old Dust2, almost every large path you walk on was meant to be a street where cars could drive on, the idea being the street on long would connect to the one on T-spawn through that area.
Lloyd Nix (11 months ago)
For years i've been annoyed when people are annoyed that CS:GO isn't realistic, this video sums up my feelings. Thank you.
Wyfin56 (11 months ago)
For me I never can't really see maps as real places, Like Inferni has many homes, but I just can't see them as homes. They're just maps for me.
that guy who sucks (1 year ago)
does this mean people buy fake doors at www.fakedoors.com?
Clever Boy 112 (1 year ago)
Janus í Garði (1 year ago)
1:55 "I mean this is a terribly ANAL thing to complain about about" wow
NaKi Nguyen (1 year ago)
1:36 how to flank terrorits
NoDubstepHere (1 year ago)
0:48 Looks lovely.
Corbett Gray (1 year ago)
When a pistol is stronger than an assault rifle, it's hard to ever call this game "realistic".
Leo Dzikry (1 year ago)
3:11 name console pls :3
Leo Dzikry (1 year ago)
or what aps he use
tylan rodriguez (1 year ago)
when the cts win a helacopter picks them up
david cortes (1 year ago)
“Csgo is a really balanced and polished game”. Nice meme lol.
AlexM2K (1 month ago)
it is tho
Marshal Sava (7 months ago)
but it really is
Yntelligence (1 year ago)
CS: GO is so dumb. I don't get why it is so popular
PH.MANUEL (9 months ago)
It is now.... used to be the best game on 2015 to early 2016. Sadly the game is just not exiting as it is before. The only reason why i kept the game even unplayed is to pay respect to my all time favourite cs 1.6
Poketale (1 year ago)
Yntelligence its not dumb you Cod fanboy. stupid american
DoctorsGaming (1 year ago)
Yntelligence cause it's fun
Brogers Gaming (1 year ago)
I miss dust unlimited with 3 bomb sites xD

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