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CS GO VS Reality

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CS:GO isn't reality. Let's look at why not and how not and why it should be where and when it is. 0:20 - Pecklesteiner (It's a made up word so it's anybody's guess. Peckle isn't even German sounding, but 'pickel' in german means 'pimple' and 'steiner' means 'stone'.) 0:57 - WHAT WERE VALVE THINKING?!?!?! (Maybe, I don't know what they're thinking a lot of the time either) 1:30 - Arena worlds 2:05 - Windows and doors 2:32 - Dimensions 3:10 - Beyond the world's boundaries 5:07 - Conclusion OH WELL DONE YOU JUST HAD TO PRACTICE SMOKE GRENADES IRL DIDN'T YOU http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/17/thieves-smoke-bombs-spark-panic-venices-st-marks-square/ See Valve's Pecklesteiner here (SFW): http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/03/18345/ The birth of a new word: https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/608wss/another_petty_continuity_error_on_canals_both/df4mhkq/ World of Level Design Dimensions: http://worldofleveldesign.com/categories/csgo-tutorials/csgo-sdk-beginner-03-scale-dimension-proportion.php Check out my channels: ● 3kliksphilip: https://www.youtube.com/3kliksphilip ● 2kliksphilip: https://www.youtube.com/2kliksphilip ● kliksphilip: https://www.youtube.com/kliksphilip Other information you might like: ● Website: http://3kliksphilip.com ● Twitter: https://twitter.com/3kliksphilip ● PC Specs: Ryzen 1800X, 32 GB RAM, Geforce 1080
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J. B. Hurtmann (1 year ago)
@3kliksphilip According to Valve Developer Wiki, 16 hammer units is equal to 1 foot (or 12 inches), so the players measuring 72u in height are quite short, at 4'5". This puts doorframes at more reasonable 6ft and 7.5in
Counter strike: Battle of manlets
Trash (3 months ago)
J. B. Hurtmann Subscribe to me
Cetokeke (6 months ago)
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!
Jayfeather298 (7 months ago)
manlet offensive
Adriano Oda Yamada (7 months ago)
CS GO Next update: Taller Models.
I AM THE BOSS (1 day ago)
I remember starting to work on UGX on a project where I would make a COD:WAW map that was based on my school. I din't know it was such a problem with games and schools.
Trouble Truffle (6 days ago)
0:06 that really can't be more ironic
StarBoys (10 days ago)
Omg...just played
Andrei Ionasc (25 days ago)
what game is at 4:17 ?
lambdaguy101 (1 month ago)
stop talking about those bugs. you dont know how hard was to make csgo for valve. and those tall buildings don't draw cuz they are bigger and draw harder
Matt Yaqin (1 month ago)
Warning: this is not April Fools.
Lord Commander Smith (1 month ago)
Im 5 foot 4. Doors ARE 9 feet tall to me XD
Leo Kliesen (1 month ago)
Pls fix it creator
Rodney (2 months ago)
Honestly feel so bad for valve. They work hard on an update and are proud until the community spots an out of place brick which leads to conspiracies of the moon landing and must urgently be fixed. Or where in no clip you can see the enemy spawn as if it gives unfair advantages. AND ITS WHY I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY LOL
Kevin Hoff (2 months ago)
How do you make maps?
UTfray (2 months ago)
What I'm curious about are the psychedelic things you see in some spots of certain maps if you go out of bounds. One of the most obvious ones being on train. Fo from CT spawn to the tool bench and noclip through the door on the right to get into that room. Then continue walking down that little corridor, look to the right and have your mind blown. There's other spots on other maps as well. What the hell is this about?
Simon Weichselbaum (2 months ago)
@3kliksphilip I really like your content, but could you please use metric units as well? I'm not saying you have to use only the metric system, but for non-british/-american people, it would be nice if they could relate to your (otherwise perfect) explanations. But don't worry, I will watch your videos either way. You are awesome.
randomness (2 months ago)
DOOR STUCK!!!!
A Hat (2 months ago)
literally unplayable
Game Blog UA (2 months ago)
4 grenades
Arman Zakwan (2 months ago)
Its been a year
Ozcar :D (2 months ago)
Whats that map on 3:58 and is it downloadebel? If, pls send
MultıMate TR (2 months ago)
I hate sky box
CoolShroom (2 months ago)
Welp uninstall!!!
Tru American (2 months ago)
As an old school gamer, STEAM_ID:0:1:411467, I gotta say bro, that was a class act to watch. Impressive use of tact and language. Please add me, I'd like to chat with you sometime. TheRealStunt/Tru3American on Steam.
J Attitude (3 months ago)
What is your favorit POV Pro play?
Tom Draper (3 months ago)
If cs go is making terrorists then it's also making counter terrorists
Dynamic Gamer (3 months ago)
Pecklesteiner sounds like a second in command name who's superior will yell out when something goes wrong. "PECKLESTEINER!!!!!! Why are these doors overlap one another?"
Piqsseu (3 months ago)
mesteiner
Sarunas Liktoravicius (3 months ago)
3:26 nice half-life 3 joke
Gaming Life (3 months ago)
0:06 WHY DIDN"T HE USE AN ONLINE ALIAS LIKE BILLY THE GODDAMN FUCKING REFRIGIRATOR or upload it to the cs go steam workshop
mark7771 (3 months ago)
జ్ఞా
SparkyTheFox (4 months ago)
I would love it if nuke was completely open, just being able to wander about in those locked rooms...
p4nc4k3 (4 months ago)
lmaoo who did this *crying laughing emoji *
Cyphi (4 months ago)
Details matters.
JammyJolt (4 months ago)
Did you mean, *Pickle Strainer*
dab lord (4 months ago)
0:34 dragon porn in the 2nd tab
3xile (5 months ago)
Lmao I go to that highschool
D P4019 (5 months ago)
valve recently got so lazy
Raspy edits (5 months ago)
Plz stay away from irl clips ur cringey af m8
Black Stalker (5 months ago)
3:58 - Мозг сломался
Rachmat Zulfiqar (5 months ago)
why game logic doesnt always follow real life logic ??? because even at this state, there's still bunch of idiot kiddo who did crazy stuff as he did in video games.
No Name (5 months ago)
Valve...please fix!
Rectus Rectumius (5 months ago)
I wanna know what black magic was pulled with Titanfall 2 which also uses Source.
Coolchou Zhao (5 months ago)
2:50 LEGO door pieces in a nutshell
- (5 months ago)
0:43 "possibly the most important cs go update ever" "searches for pecklesteiner" -1 230 results
chocolate is cool (6 months ago)
To escape from the terrorists? Which ones? (dust ii is based on Morocco but the situation is based on the subject of i*****and p********, both of which are doing bad things) (man, I got kinda deep into this)
Father Ivory (6 months ago)
3:01 Metal Gear solid reference be like.
The part about 'parkour' is not accurate. It's not very hard to jump from the heights they do in CS. And sometimes you take like 20% damage, which irl you would have to go too a hospital, so if you survive in the hospital you've still made it.
Suyash K Kishore (6 months ago)
How's this"versus" reality?
Nothing 2 do (6 months ago)
SUBBED!!!!
a James (6 months ago)
2:14 I actually used to shoot through these windows hoping I’ll hit someone
Alpha Lima (6 months ago)
1:34 wtf
Thomas Takeshita (6 months ago)
I'm supposed to be doing homework
Duke of Gaming (6 months ago)
Is that a pro genji?
seeker0587 (6 months ago)
A video game isnt reality??? Who would have guessed....
Dan Honeycomb (6 months ago)
Why did I enjoy this video so much? LIKE! SHARE! and SUBSCRIBE!
A Random Account (6 months ago)
Silly Philip, Half Life III will never be there no matter what!
David Cooper (7 months ago)
*literally unplayable*
Max perez (7 months ago)
Here is some cs go logic for you, you can throw a glass bottle with fire(molotov) and it won't brake but instead BOUNCE
OME Productions (7 months ago)
Did that last 10 seconds of the video, when he opens and closes the door fuck your mind? Cuz I'm still fucked 3 days later thinking about it
spuider man (8 months ago)
was that "dragon porn" ?
Borrio Boy (8 months ago)
Shit dude that ending got me
Batman 1562 (8 months ago)
At least its not like Operation Locker in BF4 where if you go outside you get sniped but if you go inside everyone fights in that one long hallway while flares and smoke grenades are getting tossed down it.
The Neon69 (8 months ago)
Who cares?
Small Blue Box (8 months ago)
1:35 wait, so there's an entire connection in the map that could exist but just doesnt for no reason???
Forest Westly (3 months ago)
I know this is old, but in the context of the old Dust2, almost every large path you walk on was meant to be a street where cars could drive on, the idea being the street on long would connect to the one on T-spawn through that area.
Lloyd Nix (8 months ago)
For years i've been annoyed when people are annoyed that CS:GO isn't realistic, this video sums up my feelings. Thank you.
Wyfin56 (8 months ago)
For me I never can't really see maps as real places, Like Inferni has many homes, but I just can't see them as homes. They're just maps for me.
that guy who sucks (8 months ago)
does this mean people buy fake doors at www.fakedoors.com?
Clever Boy 112 (8 months ago)
WHY AM I NOT SUBSCRIBED TO YOU!
Janus í Garði (8 months ago)
1:55 "I mean this is a terribly ANAL thing to complain about about" wow
CrazyBurnGames (8 months ago)
1:36 how to flank terrorits
NoDubstepHere (8 months ago)
0:48 Looks lovely.
Corbett Gray (8 months ago)
When a pistol is stronger than an assault rifle, it's hard to ever call this game "realistic".
Leo Dzikry (9 months ago)
3:11 name console pls :3
Leo Dzikry (9 months ago)
or what aps he use
tylan rodriguez (9 months ago)
when the cts win a helacopter picks them up
david cortes (9 months ago)
“Csgo is a really balanced and polished game”. Nice meme lol.
Marshal Sava (3 months ago)
but it really is
Yntelligence (9 months ago)
CS: GO is so dumb. I don't get why it is so popular
PH.MANUEL (6 months ago)
It is now.... used to be the best game on 2015 to early 2016. Sadly the game is just not exiting as it is before. The only reason why i kept the game even unplayed is to pay respect to my all time favourite cs 1.6
Poketale (9 months ago)
Yntelligence its not dumb you Cod fanboy. stupid american
DoctorsGaming (9 months ago)
Yntelligence cause it's fun
Brogers Gaming (10 months ago)
I miss dust unlimited with 3 bomb sites xD
c4ooo (10 months ago)
The skybox shouldn't be treated as a physical object at all, just rendered.
TheIziestLelz (10 months ago)
666 DISLIKES :O XD
Chriss (10 months ago)
im German and a Peckelsteiner peckels steine
RAXE (10 months ago)
Video games doesn't need to be realistic...
900bot (9 months ago)
Yeah but can we atleast have windows that lead somewhere? Like for wallbanging
Dan (10 months ago)
REAL FAKE DOORS LIKE RICK AND MORTY???
jubodi (10 months ago)
0:14 3klilsphilips most savage moment
Mr. Vulcanator (10 months ago)
Dark Souls ignores this and builds detailed full scale 3d backgrounds. Some of these not even being visible.
Zyǐ Bésixdouze (8 months ago)
Also possibly because they designed the world then thought about where the player would go
900bot (9 months ago)
Thats bexause Dark Souls is on a much newer engine and doesnt need to worry about performance as much as CSGO
KingCraft and games (10 months ago)
Uliminati 0:41
Tofi (10 months ago)
The people that complain about windows that don't match up through maps are the same people that can't run the game on their macbook if they actually made them lineup and see-through haha
Coolchou Zhao (10 months ago)
This video is about doors in csgo... O_O
Kappa ccino (10 months ago)
+3kliksphilip The doors in my house are 7ft upstairs and downstairs they are 8ft, 9 is not that unreasonable.
Doot Doot (10 months ago)
3:00 ninjaphilip
Kinko (10 months ago)
Source engine is rubbish
-Hulikepteri- (10 months ago)
Why the fuck everyone talks about windows? Buy Mac if you dont like windows on CSGO...
StewMo. (11 months ago)
what command did you use to get the drawothermodels thingy @3:11
Johnny Gamer1 (11 months ago)
I think Source 1 engine (used in CSS) has the same problem about windows. But still not sure
Agsma, Just Agsma (11 months ago)
https://i.ytimg.com/an_webp/G3IZ6vQhUbo/mqdefault_6s.webp?du=3000&sqp=CPSAl8sF&rs=AOn4CLD-9xLfVdgFSZrflVXtB6Ja1CQdMQ LOL
Jonathan Torres (11 months ago)
I completely agree with what you just said, but just for the sake of funny I thought that if someone is really looking for a realistic gameplay, then should look up real weapons, a real scenario, participants and finally start shooting each other for real hahahaha
William Lee (11 months ago)
game and reality is supposed to be different, good info though
Lukas (11 months ago)
0:06 its about cs 1.6 and the post is from 2007
pianist2003 (11 months ago)
who actually cares
pateu vegetal (11 months ago)
THEYADE THE CROSSAREA NOT THE IMEXISTENT ROOMS
Wyball (11 months ago)
Its so cringe when he says “Valve pls fix”
Ludvig Holst (8 months ago)
no
Unit95 (11 months ago)
need cs with good bug fixes, network code, andwith another engine
shut egg (11 months ago)
philip goes on r/crappydesign nice

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